NO ONE consulted with me before bringing this into the house - it makes noise, it jumps all over the place and when I am in my cage it tries to swat at me - mommy is being very careful to keep him away but when I can I'm going to thump him but good


oh no she didn't - she did

My mother, and I use this term loosely, seems to have just remembered to come home and feed me ... it is now 12:29 p.m., she explained that she was at work and had a nagging feeling that she had forgotten something important, and that she blames it on the fact that she was running late this morning - go on, discuss this amongst yourselves – I have to go eat, which I usually do at 6:30 a.m. and plot my revenge